Too sexy for Australian Open

What the f*ck?! There's a new rule at the WTA Australian Open tournament: players can't choose what to wear anymore.

From this year on the umpires will decide if a female player is dressed too sexy. If so, she could risk a fine of max. 2.000 Australian dollar (= € 1.000)!

They say it all started with the French player Alizé Cornet (WTA 16), who was dressed too sexy, according to the umpire, while playing the Hopman Cup last week.

(Alizé Cornet)

"You could see through her top, and her skirt was way to tiny", they said. "Such an outfit will be forbidden at the Australian Open."

So what are they going to do? Measure every skirt? Check every blouse or top to observe if anyone can see a nipple? Djeezes! Grow up, guys!

Players are old enough to decide themselves what to wear, I think. And in Australia it's hot, you know... So please, just relax and enjoy the women... euhm... tennis, I mean...  ;-)

And why not, one final moment of sexy womens tennis, especially for you...